We launch this bracket challenge with less-than-or-close-to just 24-hours until madness. There’s a reason for this. I want to know which one of you has the strongest gut. The one decisive enough to create the best possible bracket in short order. Decision making has never been a strong suit of mine. Consider this my Samuel L. Jackson pursuit of Bruce Willis in Unbreakable. Now make like Neo and pick:
TRY TO WIN THE PACHOOPS CHALLENGE, BE THE ONE AND NOTE THE PASSWORD IS pachoops
Curious what you’ll win? That’s to be determined. I told you I’m not very decisive. You could win, but might also not:
- An autographed T-shirt
- A gift card
- Free legal advice from my dad
- Free medical advice from my brother
- A housing consult from my mom
- A full family tree drawn by a cousin of mine who is younger than 4
- Eternal glory
- Eternity
- Jawbone gear from my buddy who works at Jawbone
- Concert tickets
- A high-five
- A hug
- A letter from me to your significant other or boss describing how great you are, the prospects of your upward movement, and that you deserve more vacation time (all scenarios apply to both sig-otro and jefe)
- You will not win $1 billion
We’ll refer to you – for at least 51 weeks – as the preeminent bracketeer of the preeminent Pac-12 basketball blog. Or that guy who was X picks away from a billion dollars. Or worse, that guy with the perfect bracket not in the billion dollar challenge.
Use your gut and best of luck. THE PASSWORD IS: pachoops
Here’s everywhere that I went wrong in a bracket I finished in three minutes. I think I’ll name her Chalk Boring Butler.
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